"And That's How It Was, Officer" by Ralph Sholto
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The Story
This book is built on a simple, brilliant idea. Each chapter is a self-contained story, presented as a statement given to a police officer. We never hear the officer's questions, only the rambling, defensive, and often wildly imaginative explanations from ordinary people caught in extraordinary circumstances. One person might be trying to explain how their car ended up on a roof. Another is accounting for a missing wedding cake and a suspiciously happy flock of pigeons. The 'crime' is almost beside the point; the real entertainment is watching each narrator dig themselves deeper as they try to spin a believable tale from absolute chaos.
Why You Should Read It
Sholto has a perfect ear for how people talk when they're panicking. The voices are distinct and instantly recognizable—you can practically hear the nervous sweat in their words. Beyond the laughs, there's something very human here. The book is really about the stories we tell to save face, to make sense of our own bad decisions, or to protect the people we care about. It's about the gap between how we see ourselves and how our actions appear to an outside authority. I found myself cringing in sympathy one moment and bursting out laughing the next.
Final Verdict
This is the perfect book for your commute, a lazy afternoon, or when you need a guaranteed mood-lifter. If you enjoy shows like 'Fawlty Towers' or the comic writings of P.G. Wodehouse and Jonas Jonasson, you'll love this. It's for anyone who appreciates clever dialogue, situational comedy, and the beautiful mess of human behavior. Just be warned: reading it in public might lead to unexplained giggling.
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Anthony Gonzalez
2 years agoWithout a doubt, the plot twists are genuinely surprising. Exactly what I needed.
Christopher Jackson
1 year agoAfter finishing this book, the content flows smoothly from one chapter to the next. Don't hesitate to start reading.